The boys for the Holyrood high school football team were playing hard, but they were getting beat, handily. When it was finally half time, the coach and the team headed for the locker room. There they sat in SILENCE for the entire half time. When half time was over, the coach stood up, looked at the team and said, "Well, ladies, IF you would like to go play some more, I guess we can, LADIES."
This had to be the best half time talk ever as Holyrood won this game and many others besides.