Kaye Ballard
A photo of Kaye Ballard. William MacDuff had this story to tell.
"Kaye headlined at THE FABULOUS PALM SPRINGS FOLLIES twice while I was there. It was FOLLIES' policy that no performer was sent to do press interviews without someone from the media department by their side. (There had been some unfortunate past interviews focused entirely on plastic surgery and other tacky topics.)
Alas, my boss, the Media Manager, had a conflict when Kaye was first scheduled to do a local talk show. As his assistant, I was assigned to go in his stead, even though I had never done so before and wasn't really sure what was expected of me.
Anyhow, I got to the studio and walked into the (empty) audience area. Kaye and the show hosts were already chatting at a table on stage, so I just sat down quietly in the semi-darkness. After a bit, the main host--a local celebrity in her own right--turned to me and, not knowing who I was, asked politely--"I'm sorry, but may I help you with something?"
I often don't know what I'm thinking until I hear the words comes out of my mouth. In this case, I reverted to hip hop slang and announced loudly, "I'm Kaye Ballard's 'posse'."
There was a long pause while the host wondered what the hell I was saying, until Kaye--who had never seen me in her life--spoke up and announced, "That's right. I never go anywhere without my posse!"
From then on, through two, 3-month periods as headliner, Kaye said, "There's my posse!" whenever she saw me. Some people might have preferred she learned their name, but I figured I might be the only person alive she ever called "her posse". I was quite pleased with the nickname."
"Kaye headlined at THE FABULOUS PALM SPRINGS FOLLIES twice while I was there. It was FOLLIES' policy that no performer was sent to do press interviews without someone from the media department by their side. (There had been some unfortunate past interviews focused entirely on plastic surgery and other tacky topics.)
Alas, my boss, the Media Manager, had a conflict when Kaye was first scheduled to do a local talk show. As his assistant, I was assigned to go in his stead, even though I had never done so before and wasn't really sure what was expected of me.
Anyhow, I got to the studio and walked into the (empty) audience area. Kaye and the show hosts were already chatting at a table on stage, so I just sat down quietly in the semi-darkness. After a bit, the main host--a local celebrity in her own right--turned to me and, not knowing who I was, asked politely--"I'm sorry, but may I help you with something?"
I often don't know what I'm thinking until I hear the words comes out of my mouth. In this case, I reverted to hip hop slang and announced loudly, "I'm Kaye Ballard's 'posse'."
There was a long pause while the host wondered what the hell I was saying, until Kaye--who had never seen me in her life--spoke up and announced, "That's right. I never go anywhere without my posse!"
From then on, through two, 3-month periods as headliner, Kaye said, "There's my posse!" whenever she saw me. Some people might have preferred she learned their name, but I figured I might be the only person alive she ever called "her posse". I was quite pleased with the nickname."
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